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August 28, 2012
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~Romana's POV~

GOD DAMN! My back hurts so much! Why? Oh, my stupido sorella, Italia, made me fall down a window into a balconey. Well, i'm thankful to be alive, but yeah. It really hurts. I rubbed my back, and sent my sorella my imfamous 'when-I-get-up-there-i'm-going-to-kill-you' glare. "I HATE YOU!" I yelled. "I LOVE YOU, TOO!~" She yelled back. Thank god I had some rope. I grabbed the end of the rope, swung it around it circles like a cowboy, and then, lassoed onto a peice of metal sticking out. I pulled on it to make sure it was firm, and then, I started climbing. I finally reached the window, and stared at Italia. Well, her backside. "I'm going to KILL YOU!" I yelled. She turned, looking happy. Thats never good. She can be like Russia sometimes... I shivered, and smiled back. "What was that?" She asked in the creepiest voice. See, this is why I don't like playing Hide 'n' seek with her... "N-Nothing!~" I stuttered. "Chigi..." I whispered, and then hid behind a guy who looked like me. He blushed, and looked away. "Sorry. I kinda got angry when she didn't listen the first time." Italia said. "I WANT MY FUCKING TEA!" I heard a british voice. Oh god, not that Tea-scone bitch. "Calm down, Iggko. I'm sure this place has tea." An american voice said. AND Hot dog bitch!? Oh, its Chrismas... Ugh. Oh, another present. "Ohhonhonhon!~ You guys fight so sibingly. You guys should be siblings again." NOT WINE BITCH! That perverted French woman! "Shut up, you bloody frog princess!" Yelled Britain. "Please stop fighting, or do you want to get hit with my shovel, da?" Said a russian voice. Me and Italia looked at each other with sulk lines. I came out of my hiding place, and we hugged, and went under the table. NOT THE VODKA DRINKING BITCH! QAQ. "You guys are so immature, aru. Stop fighting, aru." Said China. So, the complete circle of ex-allies are here? Wow, now lets see if Potato Bitch and Sushi bitch come along.

~Italia's POV~

Mi sorella and me sat under the table, scared out of our wits. We were still kinda fighting, even after so many years ago when WWII ended. The allies would fight with us, but Doitsu would not join, and end up making us stop fighting. But wait, where are the others? Spain, Umm... Canada, and Prussia? Then, the door open, and total complete awkward silence, and then, America saw us, and we were fucked. "AXIS POWERS!" She screeched. Umm... Wheres my eardrum? QAQ "WHAT THE HELL!?" Romana yelled. Ok, I lost my eardrums. I have to look for them... QAQ. "Hey, America!" I yelled, and grabbed 100% lemon juice from my pocket. Don't ask where I got it. "What?" She said. "THIS!" I said, spraying it into her eyeballs. "OHMIGOSH! IT BURNS! QAQ" She yelled, and then fell, covering her eyeballs. Then, I heard the benny hill theme as the ex-allies started chasing after us down the hall. "Wait!" Called Italy. I swear, its turning into one of those old cartoons, because we started to go into a door, and we came out another door. I pulled out my lemon juice, and then sprayed it into the eyes of the ex-allies. "My eyes! MY BEAUTFUIL EYES!" Sorella France yelled, falling down, everyone else doing the same. I put my boot on Britain's chest, and had star eyes. "AXIS WIN AGAIN!" I yelled proudly, and then me and Romana high-fived.

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I DON'T OWN HETALIA/NYOTALIA! GOT THE LEMON JUICE FROM DRINKING TO MUCH LEMON... WITHOUT MAKING A WEIRD FACE! X3~
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~Yumi888 Sep 3, 2012  Student Artist
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